{"id":93,"date":"2017-12-31T23:42:06","date_gmt":"2018-01-01T07:42:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/humorbythebook.com\/?p=93"},"modified":"2018-06-27T23:45:23","modified_gmt":"2018-06-28T06:45:23","slug":"my-cell-phone-is-judging-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorbythebook.com\/index.php\/2017\/12\/31\/my-cell-phone-is-judging-me\/","title":{"rendered":"My Cell Phone Is Judging Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I recently purchased a new cell phone. It&#8217;s [easyazon_link identifier=&#8221;B01MRZFBBH&#8221; locale=&#8221;US&#8221; tag=&#8221;greatbookgood-20&#8243; cart=&#8221;n&#8221; popups=&#8221;n&#8221;]an Honor 6 [\/easyazon_link]\u00a0by Huawei and for the price, it&#8217;s not too bad.<\/p>\n<p>However, it came with a pedometer already loaded. This pedometer keeps track of how many steps I take each day.\u00a0[easyazon_image align=&#8221;right&#8221; cart=&#8221;n&#8221; height=&#8221;75&#8243; identifier=&#8221;B01MRZFBBH&#8221; locale=&#8221;US&#8221; nf=&#8221;n&#8221; src=&#8221;https:\/\/images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com\/images\/I\/51y5Cu%2Bv8dL._SL75_.jpg&#8221; tag=&#8221;greatbookgood-20&#8243; width=&#8221;75&#8243;]<\/p>\n<p>I noticed this ever-present app because there&#8217;s always a little heart at the top of my cell phone which is the app&#8217;s way of making its presence known. The heart means, I suppose, &#8220;This pedometer is good for your heart. If you don&#8217;t exercise enough, I can only assume you don&#8217;t care about your health or your heart or your loved ones that care about your health and heart.&#8221; It grades me by telling me how many steps I took that day and how far I fell short of its goal for me. Let me be clear that I always fall short.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m trying to ignore it, but it&#8217;s difficult. I went on a walk with my husband today and felt compelled to bring my phone with me just to prove to it that I DO exercise. Oh, maybe not as much as my phone thinks I should, but I exercise some. See? I care. But why does my phone get to decide what counts as meeting my daily exercise quota? I mean, I also do [easyazon_link identifier=&#8221;B00DLX76GY&#8221; locale=&#8221;US&#8221; tag=&#8221;greatbookgood-20&#8243; cart=&#8221;n&#8221; popups=&#8221;n&#8221;]Tracy Anderson exercise DVD[\/easyazon_link]s. 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